Plastic fantastic...?
I can barely keep my eyes open after a big one last night. I think I'm still a little drunk (don't tell my bosses...) My friend Alice temps in promotions and she managed to get us into the Celebrity Love Island Reunion Party. I don't think the show was ever broadcast in Australia but basically it was like B grade celebs on an Island getting it on. It was very addictive viewing. It starred page 3 girls, ex footballers, singers, soapie actors from the UK and Rebecca Loos. The 'celebs' from Big Brother UK were also at the event last night.
It was held at the Embassy Club which is an extra extra swanky bar. Alice and I rocked up having spent hours getting ready. The club was absolutely FULL of fake boobs, you could not escape them! I didn't rate most the men either - short, tanned, rich wanks with oily slicked hair. We headed to the toilet and I saw a big brother actor and was whispering to Alice like, oh my god, but by the end of the night you had seen everyone. I think of all the people there Rebecca Loos was the most naturally gorgeous woman. She was stunning, my height, slim but not skinny, fantastic hair and a great natural tan. I can see why David cheated on Posh with her, there was definitely something about her.
Alice had taken a camera with her but it was the kind of place where to be cool you did NOT IN ANY CURCUMSTANCES pull out a camera. Having said that, I 'bumped' into ex Leeds Soccer player Lee Sharpe outside the toilets who I had been spying on all night and whilst giving him a quick cuddle I asked for a photo. Alice took out the digital only to discover that after 30 seconds of Lee and I posing like knobs the battery was flat! I got a kiss on the cheek though. mmm...
Later in the evening we managed to get into the VIP section after Alice said I was Australian and wanted to see some celebs…hehe…good line, it worked. It was like the movies with all the famous guys sprawled out on cushions and trashy plastic women draped all over them with wine and smokes and drugs. It was a rush to get in though. At the end of the night we joined the paparazzi outside which was so much fun. Every time someone came out they would jump all over him or her. Who's leaving with whom? So cool. I've seen a few of the photos in the tabloids today and I'm like 'I was there!' I never would have dreamed I’d actually be going to these types of parties.
Brilliant Xxxceptional night!
Love ya long time rachixxxxxxxx
It was held at the Embassy Club which is an extra extra swanky bar. Alice and I rocked up having spent hours getting ready. The club was absolutely FULL of fake boobs, you could not escape them! I didn't rate most the men either - short, tanned, rich wanks with oily slicked hair. We headed to the toilet and I saw a big brother actor and was whispering to Alice like, oh my god, but by the end of the night you had seen everyone. I think of all the people there Rebecca Loos was the most naturally gorgeous woman. She was stunning, my height, slim but not skinny, fantastic hair and a great natural tan. I can see why David cheated on Posh with her, there was definitely something about her.
Alice had taken a camera with her but it was the kind of place where to be cool you did NOT IN ANY CURCUMSTANCES pull out a camera. Having said that, I 'bumped' into ex Leeds Soccer player Lee Sharpe outside the toilets who I had been spying on all night and whilst giving him a quick cuddle I asked for a photo. Alice took out the digital only to discover that after 30 seconds of Lee and I posing like knobs the battery was flat! I got a kiss on the cheek though. mmm...
Later in the evening we managed to get into the VIP section after Alice said I was Australian and wanted to see some celebs…hehe…good line, it worked. It was like the movies with all the famous guys sprawled out on cushions and trashy plastic women draped all over them with wine and smokes and drugs. It was a rush to get in though. At the end of the night we joined the paparazzi outside which was so much fun. Every time someone came out they would jump all over him or her. Who's leaving with whom? So cool. I've seen a few of the photos in the tabloids today and I'm like 'I was there!' I never would have dreamed I’d actually be going to these types of parties.
Brilliant Xxxceptional night!
Love ya long time rachixxxxxxxx
posted by Rachi @ 12:25 PM
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